A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION !

A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION



       
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
         
And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!’
         
And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’
        
And the husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
         
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.
         
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
         
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
         
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.
          
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.
         
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.’
         
The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’

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One comment on “A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION !

  1. I remember when you filled my heart with joy was I blind to the truth just there to fill the space ’cause now you have no interest in anything that I have to say. And I’ve allowed you to make me feel, I feel so dumb. What kind of fool am I? You so easily set me, aside.

    You made a fool of me
    Tell me why
    You say that you don’t care but we made love
    Tell me why

    You made a fool of me

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    I remember when you filled my heart with joy was I blind to the truth just there to fill the space 'cause now you have no interest in anything that I have to say. And I've allowed you to make me feel, I feel so dumb. What kind of fool am I? You so easily set me, aside.

    {Chorus}
    You made a fool of me
    Tell me why
    You say that you don't care but we made love
    Tell me why

    You made a fool of me
    You made a fool of me

    You made a fool of me

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